NEWCASTLE IS PICARDY

Grainger Street hums

and bakes

in the peeling sunshine;

this walled, world weary city

adopts a certain Latin glow:

car drivers swear more brilliantly,

girls giggle louder

and trap my eyes

in the flash

of their hair.

The world is simply

passing us by.

And who cares,

in this haze

of a burning Empire?

So long as

the sunbeams 

swim

in our beer

and the roses

are blooming

in Picardy.

Keith Armstrong

MINING WORLD

JACK COMMON (1903-68)

I've just donated a selection of material from my researches on Newcastle writer Jack Common (1903-68) - interviews with family and friends; posters and leaflets for Jack Common events etc - to this collection at Newcastle University Library: http://www.ncl.ac.uk/library/specialcollections/collections/handlists/common_papers_handlist_current.pdf

TELL ME LIES ABOUT NORTHUMBERLAND

(in honour of Adrian Mitchell)

Say this land is ours, 

these pipe tunes do not cry. 

The birds all sing in dialect,

old miners breathe like dukes.

Tell me lies about Northumberland.

Tell me it isn’t feudal,

that castles were built for us.

We never touch the forelock,

bend to scrape up dust.

Tell me lies about Northumberland.

Your pretty girls don’t stink of slaughter,

your eyes don’t blur with myth.

You’re as equal as a duchess,

saints never smell of piss.

Tell me lies about Northumberland.

Your roots are in this valley,

you were never from doon south.

You never hide your birthplace,

you’re a real poet of the north.

Tell me lies about Northumberland.

The churches are not crumbling,

the congregations glow with hope.

We are different from the foreigner,

our poetry rhymes with wine. 

Tell me lies about Northumberland. 

There is no landed gentry,

no homes locals can’t afford.

There’s no army on the moors,

the Romans freed us all.

Tell me lies about Northumberland.

That the hurt is in the past,

the future holds no war.

Home rule is at our fingertips,

the Coquet swims with love.

Tell me lies about Northumberland.  

‘The Garden’ is our children’s,

Hotspur spurs us on.

The seagulls are not soaked in oil,

the cows are not diseased.

Tell me lies about Northumberland.

This Kingdom is United,

‘Culture’ is our God. 

Everyone’s a Basil Bunting freak,

there’s music everywhere.

Tell me lies about Northumberland.

We will have our independence,

we’ll get the Gospels back.

We live off museums and tourists,

we don’t need boats or trades.

Tell me lies about Northumberland.

We’re in charge of our own futures,

we have north east citizens here.

In this autonomous republic,

we’re free as dicky birds.

So shut your eyes.

And tell me lies 

about Northumberland.

KEITH ARMSTRONG

http://www.pennilesspress.co.uk/annexe/north_east_poetry.htm

http://poetrytyneside.blogspot.co.uk/2010/10/debunking-myths.html

OLD NEWCASTLE

HERITAGE OPEN DAYS: OLD NEWCASTLE

Sunday 15th September 12-3pm, Castle Keep, Newcastle – hear poetry inspired by Old Newcastle written and performed by local poet Keith Armstrong accompanied by piper Ann Sessoms.

JOSEPH SKIPSEY: PITMAN POET (1832 -1903)

HERITAGE OPEN DAYS 2013.

NORTH EAST ODES AND PIT POEMS.

Thursday September 12th 2013 7.30pm in the Red House, Sandhill, Quayside, Newcastle. Poetry and folk music event featuring poems and songs about Newcastle and the North East, with an open mic session combined with a Joseph Skipsey ('The Pitman Poet of Percy Main', 1832-1903) anniversary celebration featuring: readings by and about Skipsey by Keith Armstrong, Catherine Graham, Dave Alton and Steve Brown, settings of Skipsey's poems sung by his great great grandson Chris Harrison, songs by folk group 'Kiddar's Luck' and by Whitby's Tony Morris, with a set from Ann Sessoms on Northumbrian Pipes.

NORTHERN VOICES COMMUNITY PROJECTS presents:

THE PITMAN POET OF PERCY MAIN ― An event to mark the 110th anniversary of the death of Joseph Skipsey (1832-1903), the Pitman Poet of Percy Main. Featuring new settings of Skipsey's poems by great great grandson Chris Harrison, including his famous Hartley Calamity ballad, with readings from 'Still The Sea Rolls On', the recent NVCP Hartley commemorative book, by local poets and by Whitley Bay poet Keith Armstrong who also reads a selection from Skipsey, together with his own new poems on Skipsey and on Edward Elliot of Earsdon, the stonemason for the Hartley Memorial as well as a local people's poet. Also featuring a performance of the New Hartley Pit Disaster song (Brothers, Sons and Dads) by The Sawdust Jacks and The St Alban's Church Choir and Ann Sessoms from Shiremoor on Northumbrian Pipes.

Performed at the Hartley Memorial, Earsdon Churchyard on Saturday 14th September 11am to 12 noon (in St Alban's Church, Earsdon, in the event of bad weather).

The Northern Voices Community Projects' display about the Hartley Calamity of 1862 will be in the church on the day.

FREEDOM OF THE STREETS

Freedom of the Streets: the life and work of Jack Common

On Wednesday 23 October, Dr Keith Armstrong will give an account of the life and work of Jack Common. He will dwell on Common’s Heaton upbringing and how it influenced his life and writing. He will read extracts from Common’s autobiographical novels ‘Kiddar’s Luck’ and ‘The Ampersand’ and go on to discuss Jack’s unique friendship with George Orwell.

Keith will also talk about his own Heaton background and will read his poetry inspired by his roots, including a new piece on Heaton, specially written for this talk. He will be joined by local folk group ‘Kiddar’s Luck’ with whom he has regularly appeared over the years, especially at events to celebrate Jack Common. The group’s extensive repertoire is largely based on traditional Tyneside songs, past and present.

This event will take place at Chillingham Road School as it forms part of the school’s 120th anniversary celebrations. Jack Common was a pupil at the school and 2013 is also the 110th anniversary of his birth.

Keith Armstrong

Born in Newcastle upon Tyne, where he has worked as a community development worker, poet, librarian and publisher, Doctor Armstrong now lives in Whitley Bay. He has organised several community arts festivals in the region and many literary events. He is coordinator of the Northern Voices Community Projects creative writing and community publishing enterprise and was founder of Ostrich poetry magazine, Poetry North East, Tyneside Poets and the Strong Words and Durham Voices community publishing series.

He recently compiled and edited books on the Durham Miners’ Gala and on the former mining communities of County Durham, the market town of Hexham and the heritage of North Tyneside. He has been a self employed writer since 1986 and he was awarded a doctorate in 2007 for his work on Jack Common. His biography of Jack Common was published by the University of Sunderland Press in 2009.

Common Words and the Wandering Star, Dr Armstrong’s book about Jack Common will be available at the talk.

Booking

Booking will open on Wednesday 26 June, initially for Heaton History Group members only. Entry is free for members. Non-members will be able to book from Wednesday 10 July. The non-members’ price is £2. Contact Maria Graham – maria@heatonhistorygroup.org
/ 0191 215 0821 / 07763 985656).

THE CUTHBERT POEMS BY KEITH ARMSTRONG

KEITH ARMSTRONG PERFORMED THE FOLLOWING POEMS IN THE CHURCHES OF BAMBURGH, BEADNELL, NORHAM AND TWEEDMOUTH IN NORTHUMBERLAND:

'I thought the Cuthbert poems were very powerful...Do go on writing and performing like that.' (John Mapplebeck, Bewick Films).

DON’T TRUST SAINTS

I wouldn’t trust Saints,

goody goody two shoe Christians,

they wouldn’t pull me out of the mire

with their do-gooding ways.

I do my praying in the trough,

sweaty trotters grubbing together,

not in anyone’s heaven

but rooting in the soil

for bread.

Don’t get me wrong,

I like a drop of wine

with me nosh,

and I can put the fear of God

in me neighbours

to keep them off me land;

shoot them stone-dead if I have to.

They can go to Hell

for all I care,

whole lot of them: 

Poets and Peasants,

Pipers and Plovers.

I just get on with growing me crops,

no time for preaching Love and Hate.

This Northumbrian sun is all I know,

and the gannets swooping over me.

What I can’t touch or feel or smell or taste

is no good to me:

you can’t eat hymns

but I can catch rabbits.

THE BONES OF PROPHETS

The bones of Prophets

rot in this sacred land.

Cuthbert’s spirit soars with the gulls

over the ancient ground.

North Country hearts

beat with the songs and ballads

of missing centuries;

lyrics in the rough wind,

notes in the margins.

The Saints and the Scholars

scribble down the years -

but who can make sense of it all?

Bind up the volumes

of human endeavour

in this vast universe,

let the dust of our thoughts

feed the insects.

Northumberland is in truth

a bleak land

held together by dreams,

fantasies of us all being Saints:

an open slate,

still wet with the drizzle

of the scribe’s pen.

THIS BURNING BEAM

This burning beam

that did for Aidan,

Bamburgh’s finest

fallen King of Northumbria

in ashes.

Palaces of Pretence,

Gefrin on a summer’s afternoon,

basking by the Glen

where Paulinus

baptised us with pelting sleet,

and where the late Josephine Butler

spread her kind smile

for the welfare of wor women folk,

for the goodness of touch.

Oh Edwin oh Oswald,

oh Ida oh Hussa,

carry my head in your hands.

My mighty warriors of Christ,

is that you in the curlew’s cry?

Is that you in the breeze on my face?

Cuthbert’s a hermit crab,

a ‘Wonder-worker of England’,

and I am an empty shell of a man,

talking to birds

because they make more sense of my life.

Listen to me Bede, I’m the Universal Soldier,

I have rubbed ointment

on Cuthbert’s sore knee,

ridden with him across the sheep-snow hills,

and bathed his suppurating ulcer

in red wine.

Light a torch for me

for I am no Saint.

Yet I speak

the Gospel Truth:

Grant to me, Lord Christ, for this pilgrim journey through life,

Your ready hand to guide me, your light to go before me,

Your protection to guard me from evil,

Your peace to rest within me, your love to sustain me,

That through all the joys and sorrows that meet me

I may know the promise of your abiding strength,

Until I reach my final homecoming with you forever.

commissioned by berwick museum 2007

AT ANCHOR

Birds hurl themselves at the leaping Tyne;

I catch them through the evening window.

It is cold for the time. 

My throat is stuffy with poems left unsaid.

Weary troubadour I am, 

swimming with visions of ancient European tours.

Now I have landed, with my seagull wings, in Haydon Bridge

to honour a famous son.

I am lodged in the Anchor Hotel,

another lonely night of a whirlwind life:

lorries howl around me

and I can hear a village trembling

in the blinding dark.

Restlessly at anchor,

I cannot sleep for the ghost of John Martin

lighting up my room

with dynamic visions

and the thunderous clatter of his wild dreams.

Stuck in the rut of my own poetry,

I force myself to sleep,

bobbing by the river,

under the fantastic sky.

The community lights shine on my imagination,

and the screams of swifts

make a life worthwhile.

Keith Armstrong,

Haydon Bridge,

Northumberland.

John Martin (1789-1854). Historical Painter. Born Haydon Bridge, Northumberland 1789. Died Isle of Man 1854.

PRAGUE

My pilgrims of tourism,

you scrawl your sticky feet over sacred earth,

grown weary 

in your empty indolence.

KEITH ARMSTRONG

WELCOME TO THE NORTH EAST!