JINGLE ON MY SON!

JINGLE ON MY SON!
A doughty champion of his local culture.(Poet Tom Hubbard)Your performance at the city hall was soooooooooo good! Christoph thought it was excellent! (Carolyn)

11.2.09

fairs cup 40th






FAIR’S FAIR

(to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Newcastle United’s Inter Cities Fairs Cup win on June 11th 1969).

The Blue Star shone in Budapest
as West met East on Europe’s streets;
the night the Magpies skinned the Magyars
and the Fairs Cup was ours.

Across the desert of thirty five years,
the Inter Cities trophy glitters,
like a beacon in the wilderness,
all that burnt energy, just this success.

And what a crazy night it was;
the shorts flowed in black and white bars:
away goals, of course, counted double
and, after a few, we were seeing double!

We’d danced through Feyenoord and Zaragoza,
skipped from Setubal to downtown Glasgae;
and we came back singing through it all,
with Clarkie, Craigie and McFaul.

It was the golden day of three-goal Moncur,
of Scottie, Gibb, Sinclair,
of Wyn the Leap and Bryan Pop,
and little Benny Arentoft.

Finally, we had a Cup to show
and the Toon’s faces shone aglow;
no longer drowning in our self-pity,
at last, Fair’s fair, Newcassel’s a European City!



by Keith Armstrong
who was in Budapest that great night

9.2.09

phoney

You’re a phoney,
a thieving phoney.
You're a phoney,
you don’t know your roots from your boots.
You’re a phoney,
you nick another man’s truths.
You’re a phoney,
you have no nation or notion of time.
You’re a phoney,
you know no heart of your own.
You’re a phoney,
you feed on my Geordie veins.
You’re a phoney,
a thieving phoney.



KEITH ARMSTRONG

the culture market in geordieland

Tyneside poet Keith Armstrong interviewed by Sandra Biebl


I was born in Newcastle, my father was a shipyard worker, so, if you like, I come from working class stock. And so, if I speak for myself, I do find there are conflicts. I mean I am a freelance poet/writer, who tries to survive in this region – I am born and bred. I travel a lot, but my roots are in this region through my father being a shipyard worker and my grandfather before that being a miner and, at the age I am, in my 50s now, just about a post-war kid. Things have changed dramatically in the last 20 or 30 years on Tyneside, Newcastle, Gateshead, the mines are gone, the shipyards are gone, all that traditional manufacturing base is gone and you could say there is an attempt to superimpose on that a commitment through the city council and business towards service industries and towards culture. I am finding this struggle every day of my life really, as a person who writes poetry and is committed in a strong sense to the indigenous culture of the region. Certain things have happened almost too quickly for a lot of people like myself to absorb and I think on a political level there is insufficient consultation going on. There was this mushrooming of National Lottery money which was available – it has changed now but a few years ago it was available to make great arts buildings such as the Baltic and the Sage and the money – the Conservatives were still in - the money was allocated to buildings, that is why in most major conurbations, like Newcastle or Manchester, you have got these huge cultural complexes – some of them work, some of them don’t. For example, the Baltic doesn’t work for me. As a struggling local artist myself, who finds it difficult to get grants out of the regional Arts Council, I am not particularly enamoured to find they are importing an American conceptual artist on a fat fee of 50,000 pounds to photograph naked bodies and the participants get paid nothing - I don’t know why they do it, I am not prepared to myself. I resent the imposition of a culture which is alien to our history, and dignity to some extent.
There seems to be a strong striving for consensus amongst the City Council and Newcastle Gateshead Partnership. They are trying to get every one on board and they don’t seem to handle conflict very well.
They’ve rendered the word ‘culture’ pretty much meaningless in a sense that everything is culture – so where is the debate? I wrote a poem just the other day called ‘Naked’ which is dedicated to this American conceptual artist, it is a response to that. In a way, it is a criticism of conceptual art, of the imposition of these pseudo-international megastars who descend on places. And I resent my own city being used as a back drop for the careers of these people. So I do speak out, but it is rather wearing, because the local newspaper is so tied up with promoting it, it is so linked with tourism and promoting the region, that dissenting voices are excluded – there are a lot of dissenting voices but it is very hard for them to be heard in the mainstream media. As a poet, it feels part of my job to subvert, you’ve just got to fight for it.
I try to avoid appearing to be an old, boring git. I would say I am very cosmopolitan. I mean, I am rooted here but I travel a lot, I do poetry readings in Germany, among other places. We still have class conflict in this country and you can’t just sweep that under the floor-boards.
There was a time when all the mines and all the shipyards were working and working class people were respected. The Miners’ Union was strong; they were a force to be reckoned with. Since Thatcher and the continuation of her policies by Blair, that has all been broken and now I feel in a way shat on by the aspiring middle classes and, as I say, I resent that. Life is short but you should show respect for traditions. Well, I do tend to the extremes – I don’t even like the Gateshead Angel and I know a lot of people do and you have to go along with that. I think we are stuck with it, unless you blow it up! That was a creation of a guy called Anthony Gormley, another conceptual artist who managed to impose his backside on this region and, you know, we have a great tradition and people aren’t confident of their own roots and artistic traditions. There was a guy called Thomas Bewick, 18th century wood engraver, he was born on the Tyne. He is a major international figure – I don’t see why we don’t have a gateway sculpture like the Angel but based on a creation of Thomas Bewick. If the councillors were confident enough or even aware enough of their own regional identity, they wouldn’t be so ready to embrace this stuff from London or wherever. I mean, Leeds Council rejected it, the plans for the Angel of the North, but Gateshead Council here, he hit them at the right time, they were looking for something prestigious out of their desperation, so they went for it and we always hear about him now. I actually think it is quite an ugly statue, personally. The Christ figure in Rio de Janeiro is a lot better, has a lot more spiritual meaning, but it is hard to get that debate going. At the moment, all we get is blanket coverage of the cultural scene in the local media and it is stifling, it is actually lazy - most journalists don’t go out and inquire, they are almost scared to. A journalist should stand aside from these things and try and present some objectivity.
We have our own culture, we have our own roots and a lot of that is being killed off. That’s not just in the North East, that’s happening all over the world. Well, you could look at other parts of Europe, similar pattern going on.
They are not clever enough in the Labour Party, if they were clever enough they would have left the Labour Party. And that’s another conflict – with the inbuilt political structure. I never trust these philistine councillors. When I was a community development worker in Newcastle years ago, trying to get things going at the grass roots in terms of art festivals, they scarcely wanted to know. Now that the mines have gone, the shipyards have gone, they are so desperate for inward investment, for jobs, that now they have latched on to ‘culture’ and I don’t trust them with ‘culture’, because they are philistines at heart. It’s almost like there is a contempt developing for the grass roots. I like music, but subversive and experimental music, and you don’t get much of that at these lottery funded cultural complexes.
There is a fear of doing anything too radical that might break the glass, cause a scene. They want to give that glossy image to the region; you know it is a region which just a few years ago recovered from foot and mouth disease, actually. That’s part of the truth as well but you don’t get that in the papers. I mean there are some good journalists with integrity but most them are sucked into this cultural programme.There is this definition of culture which encompasses about everything, sport, basketball, athletics, music. Well, it’s actually intellectually insulting that there isn’t any debate about it. I mean a lot of people don’t like football, especially the way our football team plays! I think if you pick up a local newspaper, say the Evening Chronicle, you might as well sit at home and read the toilet paper and you’ll find more depth in it. It is insulting, it is not only anti-intellectual but anti-academic in many ways. I mean, there is a debate going on but it is never really broadcast. I think people will get sick of it, of – as we say in Geordie-land – ‘wankers’ coming across and getting 1,500 so-called Geordies to strip off for 50,000 pounds and the people who strip off didn’t even get a cup of tea. Although some said it was quite an experience - but to me that sounds desperate.
I think Newcastle Gateshead anyway is an artificial construct, is it not? There has always been a rivalry historically between Newcastle and the town of Gateshead. Me being from Newcastle, we always looked down on Gateahead - and quite rightly too! But they have sort of resurrected themselves slightly by the Baltic and The Sage and the councillors can bloat their chests and say, ‘Yeah, we’ve got Culture!’And now actually we see the Baltic in all its magnificence and there are these flats which local people can’t afford to live in and I think it looks gross, it looks ugly. When it was first opened just with the old flour mill, it looked okay, but now these dominating yuppified flats came alongside and it looks ugly. The Music Centre is looking better, but it is not appealing to a lot of people. And there is a contradiction as well: there are very few live music venues, pubs and other places, where local bands can play, you hear so much about this Music Centre but actually the place is quite stifled in finding venues for live music, especially in Gateshead, there is hardly a back room in a pub for a local band to play, let alone some music centres. I would have preferred it if the money could have been spent for some grass roots activities. There are community studios, they exist, but I don’t think they have worked out a strategy, to be honest. I think they write loads and loads of reports but ideologically, morally, politically, I don’t think they quite know what they are doing. They went to Barcelona to see the developments which have been going on there – they even compared Newcastle to Barcelona, which is I think hilarious. I wrote a piece in the New Statesman which I got into trouble for one or two years ago. I said ‘Newcastle is not Barcelona, it is beautiful, shitty, little Newcastle’. I was attacked by certain local artists who went along with the cultural scene. These so called local artists who suck up to the Arts Council are in a way are doing it for their own careers. What I wrote was polemic. I think that’s what artists should do, poke mischief and ask questions – otherwise what’s the point? And that’s the thing about most conceptual artists, I don’t find them subversive at all. I think they could be sponsored quite easily by Coca-Cola most of them and probably most of them are!
Culture should take on life, humanity, spirituality. Wherever you go in the world, there are bureaucracies, there are states, there are establishments that need exposing. There are multinational businessmen who need to have the piss taken out of them. I can’t see the point in writing if poets kowtow to the establishment. But then it has always been the same, there have always been jesters and court jesters. The monarchy in this country has always had its court musicians.

1.2.09

tornado in newcastle






STEAM ENGINES AT NIGHT


Thick soot,
oil dripping,
white steam
of engines
sleeping.
Shed
under dusk,
the smell of metal
sweating
rust.
Beneath this canopy
of black dust,
the smoke of power:
thunder
at peace.




KEITH ARMSTRONG


Upperby Locomotive Shed,
Carlisle.

29.1.09



the northern voices poetry award 2009

The winner of the 2009 Northern Voices Poetry Award is poet Paul Summers. On Burns' Night at Newcastle's Bridge Hotel, Paul was presented with his Award by last year's recipient Catherine Graham. A previous Award winner, Katrina Porteous, also read at the event, along with Northern Voices coordinator Keith Armstrong.

Paul Summers was born in Blyth, Northumberland, in 1967. His poems have appeared in print since the late Eighties and he has performed all over the world. He was founding co-editor of the 'leftfield' magazines Billy Liar and Liar Republic and a co-director of Liar Inc Ltd responsible for facilitating countless creative projects across the North of England. He has also written for TV, film, radio and theatre and has collaborated many times with artists and musicians on mixed-media projects.

Armstrong and Summers travel to Newcastle's twin city of Groningen in March for readings in cafes, bars, schools and libraries with their Dutch counterparts as part of the ongoing literary exchange.

Further information from: NORTHERN VOICES tel. 0191 2529531.

18.1.09

berlin berlin


13.1.09

friends of st mary's island




Around the low water mark,
kelp beds grow.
Network of rockpools,
boulder shore.

Long-legged bar-tailed godwit,
expert
at finding
mud and sand-living worms.

Seabed of rocky reefs,
shipwrecks dived within and around.
Wrasse and lumpsucker.
Seashore Code.

Remembered rambles,
geology jaunts.
Soft coral communities.
Relic dunes.




KEITH ARMSTRONG

12.1.09

carnival in den bosch




5.1.09

back in old newcastle



3.1.09

return to den bosch











2.1.09

limerick leader

So, what did you make of that?

Published Date: 01 January 2009

We ask Limerick's cultural community for their personal highlights of 2008

Joan MacKernan, Limerick County Council Arts Officer"The highlight for me would be from our own programme. I had long wanted to have Brian Merriman's 'The Midnight Court' staged as part of our Eigse Michael Hartnett Literary festival and in April my dream was realised. The Arts Office commissioned Teaspach Theatre Company who, with Ciarda Tobin as director, produced a wonderful production that was performed at midnight in the Newcastle West Courthouse during the 'Hartnett' Weekend.
On another note the untimely deaths of poet and philosopher John O' Donoghue and writer and commentator Nuala O' Faoilain - whose contribution to Irish literature and society was outstanding and their passing has left a huge vacuum - were both very sad."

John Daly, Limerick Jazz Society"I would have several highlights from the year. From a Limerick Jazz Society point of view Manu Katche and John Abercrombie were great but from a personal perspective playing with Guy Barker was exceptional. The gig was great and he was a lovely guy to work with."

Caoimhe Reidy, general manager, Friars' Gate Theatre, "Top of the list for us was the award we received from the National Youth Council of Ireland for our youth drama outreach programme, which was run in tandem with Foroige and Fiona Quinn. It was part of our outreach programme which brings young people into the theatre, so it was great to get it.
On a programming front Rail Theatre Company's production of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest in May was a real highlight, and received a standing ovation. It was the first time we had them here and they were fantastic. The guitar player Preston Reed was also a memorable gig."

Dominic Taylor, co-organiser White House Poetry Revival"My highlight of 2008 must be the cultural twinning between Limerick and Newcastle-Upon-Tyne poets which took place last April with a visit to Limerick by a delegation from Northern Voices from Newcastle, led by poet Keith Armstrong.
Following a mayoral reception in City Hall a book marking the close ties established was launched, called 'Two Rivers Meet - Poetry from The Shannon and The Tyne'. The White House Poets reciprocated the visit in June when nine poets from Limerick visited Newcastle and met their Lord Mayor and gave a reading from the book."


Mick Dolan, Dolan's Warehouse"For me the highlight of they year was the festival we held in May celebrating the tenth anniversary of the Warehouse. The support we got for it was unbelievable and hopefully it will also be the highlight of next year. The atmosphere at all of the gigs was incredible, all of the bands played out of their skins and there was a real party vibe throughout the whole weekend. It was like the Warehouse, only bigger."


Mike Fitzpatrick, director, Limerick City Gallery of Art"There were a few things that were really special in the gallery, notably the opening of the Walter Verling retrospective. We had great fun gathering the works of the very sprightly 78-year-old painter and it was really lovely to see the culmination of all that work at the opening when Walter's friends and supporters gathered from around the country and it was wonderful to see the absolute quality of the paintings.
Showing the work of Simon Starling, a Turner prize winning artist, was a great honour for the gallery and the challenge of building a dry stone wall within the gallery is something I will remember for quite a while.
The best opening was for this year's Christmas exhibitions, Presence and Seeing Georgian Limerick, with 387 people attending the opening and it was a really fun evening."

Charlotte Eglington, Irish Chamber Orchestra"From the ICO's perspective our first ever cross collaboration with a theatre group, Storytellers Theatre Company, was a ground-breaking success for us. Also, performing Mendelssohn's technicolour score for Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream was one of the most successful ventures in our productive year. As ever our MBNA Shannon International Music Festival was a major success, especially with the visit from Wayne Shorter and his jazz classical fusion band incorporating Imani Winds."

Joanne Beirne, Belltable Artistic Director"There was as a number of highlights for me through the year, one of which was the Lantern Parade held by the Northside Learning Hub from Thomondgate in November. The Belltable were delighted to facilitate and assist the project and it was great to see the children develop and the support the received from their families and the people of Limerick was fantastic.
For the Belltable this was a year of regeneration and we will have a wonderful new facility in 2009. Unfringed was a definite highlight from 2008, the level of activity from local and international performers, plus all of the new works presented, was excellent. The new space on Cecil Street, plus the Belltable Sessions in particular - which brought music back into the Belltable - were also standouts."

Emma Foote, UCH"It is hard to pick a highlight from a very busy year but having the great Billy Connolly perform at University Concert Hall to capacity crowds for three nights in May was very special. It was his first visit to Ireland in over 10 years and Limerick audiences really made it clear how popular he still is. There was a queue at UCH box office and the phone lines were jammed from 9am the morning the shows went on sale and all three sold out in a matter of hours.
Watching Twink (Adele King) lead hundreds of the 1,000 (female!) audience members up on stage for a finale song and dance number during the June run of Menopause The Musical at University Concert Hall was pretty memorable too."

Sarah Lynch, Limerick Event Guide and Eightball Promotions and Media"The Belltable Sessions with Si, Juno Falls, Nick Carswell and The Elective Orchestra and Walter Mitty and The Realists in September was definitely a highlight for me. The intimate venue, great acts who really pulled out all the stops with their acoustic, unplugged performances, the crowd's appreciative reaction and Juno Falls rendition of Paul Simon was magical. Everything a great live gig should be.
There were so many others; Roisin Murphy's December show in Dolan's was poptastic for all the right reasons; Beattorrent's set in the Trinity Rooms courtyard in July was amazing, a proper big and bouncy party; Kenny Dope, downstairs in Baker's, he's a legend, enough said; Lisa Hannigan in the Belltable Theatre, Colm Mac Con Iomaire in the same venue, The Swell Season in Daghdha, all Eightball shows but we know a good artist when we hear one; Mamuska in Daghdha, Teaspach Theatre and Pride 2008 in particular."

Joe Clarke, Trinity Rooms"Without a doubt my personal highlight of the year was Trinity Rooms 5th Birthday party back in July. From Kym Mazelle singing "Young Hearts Run Free" to the Ice Bar, Burlesque show, Casino and of course Beattorrent, it was our greatest party yet.
Outside of that, live shows from Republic of Loose, the opening of Thomond Park, Hot Chip, Mr Scruff and the Munster All Blacks match all made 2009 a year to remember for (at least some!) good reasons."

Sheila Deegan, Limerick City Council Arts Officer"Culture Night Limerick - which saw a host of city venues open their doors to the public for free back in September - was a personal highlight for me as we didn't know what to expect and it went way beyond our expectations."

1.1.09

new year in tuebingen!



28.12.08

jingle live in richmond!




Poetry and Pints

Monday 5th January
Time: 7.30pm
Georgian Theatre Royal First Floor Bar
Free



Listen to an invited published poet on the first Monday of each month and enjoy a relaxed evening of poetry in the first floor bar. There's the chance to participate so bring your own poems to share if you wish!

January’s poet is Keith Armstrong

23.12.08

in the flesh

14.12.08

8.12.08

groningen: winter city


6.12.08

back at north queensferry



5.12.08

the animals

27.11.08

a bold magpie






Everyday,
I see this Magpie
stotting
in the garden
and, in its eyes,
I see Hughie Gallagher
with goals
glinting,
swayIng crowds
on the Popular Side.
It flaps its wings
and I imagine Milburn
flying 
down the pitch,
and Kevin, 
in his element,
cracking goals.
It shrieks and clatters
and I hear
the Gallowgate Roar
and the surge of hope
and despair.
Magpie
calling for his mates,
a bird as strange and awkward
as we Geordies
and just as dashing.
It is Newcastle
in all its striped plumage:
a very rare bird indeed.





KEITH ARMSTRONG


from the new issue of 'true faith' the newcastle united fanzine for which keith armstrong is poet-in-residence

24.11.08

boherbuoy band, limerick 1924

15.11.08

sounds in the night


Learning from others,
I grow.
People fill my body
and my dreams.
They shape me.
Old friends’ words
stir my own lips.
Moving, in the street
I collect the scent
of coffee and past lovers.
I scan the faces for a glance I know.
Girls I sleep with
scar me.
My skin stretches
to make room for fresh news.
I read bulletins and lines
mass on my forehead.
Voices inside my brain
stay and sing in my ears.


These sounds in the night
make my blood
dance.
I go laughing with others.
I go teaching with others.
No one is ever self-taught.
There are millions of people
in every single thought.




KEITH ARMSTRONG

9.11.08

garryowen

The word ''Garryowen'' is derived from Irish, the proper name Eóghan ("born of the yew tree") and the word for garden ''garrai'' - thus "Eóghan's Garden". Garryowen is also an area of the city of Limerick, Ireland.


There are many versions of lyrics for the tune 'Garryowen' but the traditional version is:

1. Let Bacchus' sons be not dismayed
But join with me, each jovial blade.
Come, drink and sing and lend your aid
To help me with the chorus:

Instead of spa, we'll drink brown ale
And pay the reckoning on the nail.
No man for debt shall go to jail
From Garryowen in glory.

2. We are the boys who take delight
In smashing Limerick lamps at night
And through the street like sportsters fight,
Tearing all before us.

Instead of spa, we'll drink brown ale
And pay the reckoning on the nail.
No man for debt shall go to jail
From Garryowen in glory.

3. We'll break the windows, we'll break down doors,
The watch knock down by threes and fours,
And let the doctors work their cures
And tinker up our bruised.

Instead of spa, we'll drink brown ale
And pay the reckoning on the nail.
No man for debt shall go to jail
From Garryowen in glory.

4. We'll beat the bailiffs out of fun,
We'll make the mayor and sheriffs run.
We are the boys no man dares dun
If he regards a whole skin.

Instead of spa, we'll drink brown ale
And pay the reckoning on the nail.
No man for debt shall go to jail
From Garryowen in glory.

5. Our hearts so stout have got us fame
For soon 'tis known from whence we came.
Where'er we go they fear the name
Of Garryowen in glory.

Instead of spa, we'll drink brown ale
And pay the reckoning on the nail.
No man for debt shall go to jail
From Garryowen in glory.

lonely man

8.11.08

in east berlin

2.11.08

two rivers meet



A unique project between Limerick’s White House Poets and Northern Voices from Newcastle upon Tyne in North East England came to fruition in April 2008 at the White House Pub in Limerick.

A special edition of ‘Revival’, the journal of the White House Poets, called ‘Two Rivers Meet – Poetry from the Shannon and the Tyne’ was launched featuring poets from the two cities. A delegation of poets from Newcastle attended a civic reception at Limerick City Hall, hosted by the Mayor Councillor Ger Fahy in the afternoon, while the book was officially launched later on that evening at the famous White House in O'Connell Street.

'This cultural twinning of our two cities', as founder of the White House Poets Barney Sheehan puts it, 'is a result of a number of visits that Geordie poet Keith Armstrong has made to Limerick over the past couple of years, culminating in him been an invited guest at last year's Cuisle Poetry Festival when he proposed that our two cities should work together to promote a greater degree of cooperation in the area of cultural exchange.'

As Sheehan explains: ‘Limerick and Newcastle are two cities with many things in common, not least the fact that two great rivers flow through them: the Shannon and the Tyne.  Both are university cities, both are great sporting cities and both have had similar difficulties in promoting the artistic, social and intellectual life of their communities in the face of negative press.The fact that our two cities should be brought together to celebrate their individual identities through poetry and that reciprocal visits should take place between our respective poetry groups is highly commendable and worthy of support'.

The White House Poets visited Newcastle in June when a group of nine poets read at a special reading to mark the English launch.  They met the Lord Mayor of Newcastle Councillor Dave Wood with the poets acting as roving cultural ambassadors for Limerick.

And Newcastle poet Armstrong visited Limerick for the fifth time at the end of October to keep links going and discuss plans for future activities between the respective cities.

The book is published through Revival Press, in association with Northern Voices, at (£5 plus £1.50 postage) and is edited by Keith Armstrong and Dominic Taylor. 

Further Info:  Keith Armstrong  0191 2529531 email k.armstrong643@btinternet.com

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